The Gamekillers
Has anyone seen these ads plastered all over the city? The Gamekillers. Characters that kill your game.
Well someone needs to add PUA Logan to the list.
Sarah and I headed out to see a show last night, and decided to catch a few drinks afterwards. We ended up at our typical LES haunt, started chatting it up with two fellows at the bar. Directly next to them was a hopa-looking guy (I have a weekness for the hopa boys). Sarah knows this, and was like "Oooh, that one's for you!" I agreed.
Since Sarah was peacocking with a shirt that says: "All Guys LieExcept One", the Hopa boy turned to her and started chatting. "Crap," I thought, as he was very friendly and seemed into her. But they quickly involved me in the conversation and he began paying a lot of attention to me--and bought me a drink! We were having a great chat when PUA Logan showed up. As I greeted him hello, he said "Hey!! Is it true that (guy i slept with 3 years ago) has a J shaped dick?"
Now honestly, how is one to recover from this? I tried to laugh it off, but of course Hopa Boy was like "Really? Who was this? How did that work?" He wanted the full details. So now I come off as a total ho-bag--and my chances with him have been killed. After that our conversation didn't really go anywhere. I excused myself. Hopa boy asked for my number out of politeness, but I really don't think I'll be hearing from him.
You'd think a student of PUA tactics would know enough not to destroy someone else's game (it's not like he wanted to pick up the Hopa boy himself, right?), but I guess not.
Stupid gamekillers.
Well someone needs to add PUA Logan to the list.
Sarah and I headed out to see a show last night, and decided to catch a few drinks afterwards. We ended up at our typical LES haunt, started chatting it up with two fellows at the bar. Directly next to them was a hopa-looking guy (I have a weekness for the hopa boys). Sarah knows this, and was like "Oooh, that one's for you!" I agreed.
Since Sarah was peacocking with a shirt that says: "All Guys Lie
Now honestly, how is one to recover from this? I tried to laugh it off, but of course Hopa Boy was like "Really? Who was this? How did that work?" He wanted the full details. So now I come off as a total ho-bag--and my chances with him have been killed. After that our conversation didn't really go anywhere. I excused myself. Hopa boy asked for my number out of politeness, but I really don't think I'll be hearing from him.
You'd think a student of PUA tactics would know enough not to destroy someone else's game (it's not like he wanted to pick up the Hopa boy himself, right?), but I guess not.
Stupid gamekillers.
posted by Pretty Polly at 12:44 PM
5 Comments:
men suck.
cock blocking sucks.
I *love* that ad campaign!!!! The first time that I saw those little postcards around the city, I picked up a handful of them; they make me laugh out loud.
But, sorry to hear about the cock blocking. :(
Hmmm...maybe Logan had his own reasons for cockblockin ya.
I'm really curious what "I'm not one of these people and am an original thinker and proves it by purchasing Man Spray" guy acts and looks like.
Pawlr,
That's a good idea. Hrm....
Though I doubt I'll be in that position again any time soon....
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